Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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