where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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