tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
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Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
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An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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