yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
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You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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