Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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