I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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