HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
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I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
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I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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