nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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