Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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