help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
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He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
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You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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