Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
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for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
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my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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