I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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