We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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