Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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