ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
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She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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