WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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