Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
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Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
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the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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