fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
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So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
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We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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