No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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