Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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