Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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