is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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