Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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