I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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