I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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