ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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