We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
