Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
your room smells of hookers.
And success
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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