I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
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I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
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Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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