some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
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Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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