When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
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The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
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Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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