you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
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Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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