party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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