dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Randomize
