I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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