if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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