question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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