so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Duck Duck Cougar?
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
are you so shy because you have an std?
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Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
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I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I want a musical about memes.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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