The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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