her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
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I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
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If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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