Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
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I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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