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• (212): View more from New York

  that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..

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• (850): View more from Florida

  lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.

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  19 Parents Had Epic Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people

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  and u failed math?

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings

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  I think incapable of making pants work send help

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny

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