that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
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filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny