If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
When are your genitals available?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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