thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
and you fell through a lawn chair
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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