Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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