Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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