I'm going to jail i love you
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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