If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
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I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
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I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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