So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
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I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
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Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween