he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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