dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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