I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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