brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
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they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
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We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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