We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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