I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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