Already got asked if we're dating
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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