I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
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Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
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Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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