By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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