my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
