So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
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Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I don't deserve a penis
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
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He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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