why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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